They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
Say something about gay babies.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
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