hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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