Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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