that's an acceptable place to lick
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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