I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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