I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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