We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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