is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Screwed.edu
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Two words: blizzard sex
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Randomize
