Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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