Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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