in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
When are your genitals available?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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