You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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