Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
PANTIES FOUND
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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