come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
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