What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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