I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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