girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Randomize