so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I need moral support for this bender
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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