he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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