her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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