Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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