Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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