Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Ketchup is God's man juice
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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