Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
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