at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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