You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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