ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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