who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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