i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
This is the high leading the old right now
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
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