I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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