Don't you send me to vm
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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