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he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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