Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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