No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Watching her eat just hurts me
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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