so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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