Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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