You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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