Why are handjobs necessary in class?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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