They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
we're making bets on your personal life
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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