You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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