They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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