ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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