I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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