you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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