Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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