Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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