farters have to be the big spoon...
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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