I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
