It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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