Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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