This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I understand Curling. That high.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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