eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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