We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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