That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Randomize
