So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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