He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
